Music

Uptown Squirrel

A song parody of Uptown Girl by Billy Joel

Sep 4 •

A Tough Assignment

In the songwriting business

Jul 22 •

Life Lessons From The Bay

Avoid my mistake

Jul 21 •

A song parody of Double Vision by Foreigner

Jun 26 •

A song parody of Domino by Van Morrison

Jun 4 •

My Second Language Is Music

Me encanta la música

May 8 •

Holy • A Song For Easter

Or poem, if you prefer

Apr 20 •

My other gig (and a possible new Substack)

Apr 3 •

Why I Can Never Be A One-Name Musician

At least in the US

Mar 27 •

I Love Setting Goals

A song parody of I Love Rock And Roll by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

Mar 23 •

Come And Get Your Lunch

A song parody of Come And Get Your Love by Redbone

Mar 6 •

A Shocking Discovery

A music-lyric borrowing, name-that-tune inducing, grammatically sketchy, somewhat weird 50-word story

Feb 1 •

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