Play the video at the end of the song and sing along!
Oh oh oh oh (oh oh oh oh)
Oh oh oh oh (oh oh oh oh)
Uptown squirrel
She’s been living in her upscale world
I bet she never ate a dry walleye
I bet she’s never eaten rotten pie
So dignified, like an uptown squirrel
She’s been eating in her wheat bread world
And never rooted through an old trash can
But now she’s looking at some downtown spam
Scrape off the jam
And when she tastes it, she knows it’s a crime-ime-ime
And when she upchucks
She stares at the slime-ime-ime
Her stomach’s not so tough
Strong enough
I had lunch with an uptown squirrel
She’s probably never seen Waterworld
She’s getting tired of her high-end crumbs
And thus her presence in the downtown slums
She’s not a bum
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Uptown Squirrel
You know I can’t afford to buy her burls
But maybe someday when the trash comes out
She’ll understand what this squirrel’s all about
I have no doubt
And when she’s walking
She’s crossing the fence-ence-ence
The birds are squawking
It makes no real sense-ense-ense
She’ll say, “You’re not so tough.
Just because
You had lunch
With an uptown squirrel.”
She’s been living in her croissant world
And eating acorns from a new saucepan
And now she’s looking for a new game plan
That’s what I am
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Uptown squirrel
She’s my uptown squirrel
You know I had lunch with an uptown squirrel
I watched her hurl
You know I’m in love with an uptown squirrel
My heart just twirled
You know I had lunch with an uptown squirrel
My cover girl
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Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
Just love it! I'm sure Billy would gallantly approve as well 😊
😂