Sloppy Joe
A song parody of Domino by Van Morrison
Play the video at the end of the song and sing along!
Nonchalant school bus kids
At the New York Stock Exchange
You will get disgusted
Farts stinking at close range
In that case, I’ll go buy ground round
Get Manwich, it’s the best
Don’t pour it in a hurry
Brown it first, add the rest
(Do it)
Oh, no, Sloppy Joe
Tonight
Spilling over on my clothes, there it goes
Staining my tee
I said, Oh, no, Sloppy Joe
Spilling over on my clothes, there it goes
Spill it again
I said, Oh, oh, no, Sloppy Joe
I said, Oh, oh, no, Sloppy Joe
Spill it!
[signature horn riff]
If that stain is permanent
There’s no resentment at all
I’ll just wear it to the gym
Or when I’m playing football
There’s no inertia
Your friends are gonna see that splat
(Tonight)
Yeah, that stain is clear to see
And your jeans have also got a spot
Spill it!
Oh, no, Sloppy Joe (alright)
Spilling over on my clothes, there it goes
Staining my tee
I said, Oh, no, Sloppy Joe
Spilling over on my clothes, there it goes
Hey, alright
Spill it again
Oh, oh, no, Sloppy Joe (Hey! Hey!)
I said, Oh, oh, no, Sloppy Joe
Hey, it so gourmet
I just wanna a root beer
While the Joe oozes thick
On my big toe
On my elbow
On my Van Gogh
Until tonight
Until midnight
Until sunlight
On, my
Digestive gland!
[signature horn riff]
One more grime!
[signature horn riff — slightly faster—obviously spliced on]
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
You are a genius, my boy. "On my big toe / On my elbow / On my Van Gogh... one more grime". ha ha ha! So funny. Van Morrison is ALWAYS welcome first thing in the morning to get me going. LOVE that horn section.
It's a marvelous day for a parody of Van the Man.