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K.C. Knouse's avatar

All were clever and funny, but I could relate to the first one the most. I am an M&M's eater.

Mark Starlin's avatar

M&Ms are addictive. Don’t open that bag unless you are prepared to eat them all. 🤣

Thanks, K.C. 🤓

Coleen Theiss's avatar

All your stories are hilarious and so relatable! Especially the one about fighting off flying monkeys—only to realize you’re at Walmart. Feels like a Tuesday!

Mark Starlin's avatar

Walmart is a weird and wonderful reality. 🤓

J Wirrowac's avatar

Loved the flying monkeys. How about flying 🥒 cucumbers?

J Wirrowac's avatar

Haha

Mark Starlin's avatar

You have to go to Target for those.

Thanks. 🤓

Larry Stevenson's avatar

I needed the laugh I enjoyed reading these. I especially enjoyed the caution about birdseed and honey.

Mark Starlin's avatar

Thanks, Larry. The truth is often funny. 😉

Meg Oolders's avatar

The birdseed one killed. 😂

Mark Starlin's avatar

Thanks, Meg. It's interesting how different people find different bits funny. 🤓

Justin Deming's avatar

I loved all of the pieces, but Feet Up People had me cracking up. 😂

Mark Starlin's avatar

Thanks, Justin. Watch your step. 🤓

David Perlmutter's avatar

Maybe the flying monkeys were picking up Maxwell House for the Wicked Witch of the West...

Mark Starlin's avatar

That is a Wicked thought. 😉🤣

Sharron Bassano's avatar

About that flying monkey thing... please, not before breakfast. I am just saying... eeuw.

Mark Starlin's avatar

Why are you at Walmart before breakfast?

Sharron Bassano's avatar

Because it is Monday?

Mark Starlin's avatar

Very interesting.

Jack Herlocker's avatar

“Feet Up People” was inspired.

Not inspirational, though. I can’t afford to go falling on my butt and taking pictures, not at my age.

Mark Starlin's avatar

Exactly. Work on your balance, people!

Kim Smyth's avatar

I love your one minute wit posts! Maybe a full belly does make you more funny…nah, you always are. 😘

Mark Starlin's avatar

A full belly makes me sleepy. 🤣

Thanks, KIm.

3musesmerge's avatar

Great tip about the honey and birdseed. 🤭

Mark Starlin's avatar

I like to help others learn from my experiences. 🤓

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Dec 2, 2024
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Mark Starlin's avatar

Must be the turkey. Thanks, C.L. 🤓