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K.C. Knouse's avatar

All were clever and funny, but I could relate to the first one the most. I am an M&M's eater.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

M&Ms are addictive. Don’t open that bag unless you are prepared to eat them all. 🤣

Thanks, K.C. 🤓

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Coleen Theiss's avatar

All your stories are hilarious and so relatable! Especially the one about fighting off flying monkeys—only to realize you’re at Walmart. Feels like a Tuesday!

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Walmart is a weird and wonderful reality. 🤓

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Wirrowac's avatar

Loved the flying monkeys. How about flying 🥒 cucumbers?

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Wirrowac's avatar

Haha

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Mark Starlin's avatar

You have to go to Target for those.

Thanks. 🤓

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Larry Stevenson's avatar

I needed the laugh I enjoyed reading these. I especially enjoyed the caution about birdseed and honey.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Thanks, Larry. The truth is often funny. 😉

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Meg Oolders's avatar

The birdseed one killed. 😂

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Thanks, Meg. It's interesting how different people find different bits funny. 🤓

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Justin Deming's avatar

I loved all of the pieces, but Feet Up People had me cracking up. 😂

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Thanks, Justin. Watch your step. 🤓

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Maybe the flying monkeys were picking up Maxwell House for the Wicked Witch of the West...

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Mark Starlin's avatar

That is a Wicked thought. 😉🤣

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

About that flying monkey thing... please, not before breakfast. I am just saying... eeuw.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Why are you at Walmart before breakfast?

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Because it is Monday?

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Very interesting.

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Jack Herlocker's avatar

“Feet Up People” was inspired.

Not inspirational, though. I can’t afford to go falling on my butt and taking pictures, not at my age.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Exactly. Work on your balance, people!

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Kim Smyth's avatar

I love your one minute wit posts! Maybe a full belly does make you more funny…nah, you always are. 😘

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Mark Starlin's avatar

A full belly makes me sleepy. 🤣

Thanks, KIm.

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3musesmerge's avatar

Great tip about the honey and birdseed. 🤭

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Mark Starlin's avatar

I like to help others learn from my experiences. 🤓

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Must be the turkey. Thanks, C.L. 🤓

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