One Minute Wit Collection • 4
Another handful of wit
Anticipation
Is making me wait
I just joined the Fruit Of The Century Club.
I can’t wait for my first shipment!
A Quick Gander
Three Line Conversations
“Do a green one, now.”
“I already tossed ten M&Ms in your mouth. That’s enough.”
“Do a red one.”
Feet Up People
I’m getting a little concerned.
I noticed that my friends fall a lot while on vacation.
I keep seeing their social media posts with photos of beautiful locations, and their feet are always sticking up at the bottom of the photo.
They must take the photos right after they fall down and are still flat on their backs.
Try to be more careful, people!
Flying Monkeys
Don’t You Hate It
Don’t you hate it when you finish fighting off a pack of flying monkeys
and you suddenly remember you’re at Walmart.
Helpful Outdoor Living Tip
If you ever spill a jar of honey on your face,
and then stagger into an open bag of birdseed,
don’t go outside.
Birds really like honey-flavored birdseed.
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
Great tip about the honey and birdseed. 🤭
All your stories are hilarious and so relatable! Especially the one about fighting off flying monkeys—only to realize you’re at Walmart. Feels like a Tuesday!