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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Very clever! You got me thinking. I suppose other names to avoid for your children if your last name is Mann: Cro-Magnon, Vetruvian, Rain, Iron, and Little Big. Thanks for the Monday morning laugh

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Mark Starlin's avatar

All good ones to avoid. Also Garbage, Banana, Mail or Male, and Sissy.

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Kim Smyth's avatar

There was a time when I thought I might turn into a stalk of broccoli, but not so much these days.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

I like broccoli, but I don't want to become Captain Broccoli.

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Richard Ritenbaugh's avatar

I once knew a Tambourine Mann. It rattled me when he moved away.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

That can definitely leave you shaken.

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