One Minute Wit Collection • 11
Another handful of wit
Country/City Conundrums
Thoughts While Walking
Are you allowed to wear a city slicker in the country if it’s raining really hard?
And can you use a country club to defend yourself in the city?
Cool App Idea
I’ve decided to become a coder
I’ve decided to learn to program.
I already have a great idea for a banana peeling app.
It requires lasers and stuff, but they should be in most phones by next year.
How Does It Feel?
Hey Mister.
If your last name is Mann,
it’s probably not a good idea to name your son Tambourine.
The Escalator
I once fell down an up escalator.
By the time I got back up, it was just like it never happened.
Weird.
You Are What You Eat
I woke up this morning and discovered that I had turned into a giant stalk of Broccoli.
Now I’m getting steamed.
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
I once knew a Tambourine Mann. It rattled me when he moved away.
There was a time when I thought I might turn into a stalk of broccoli, but not so much these days.