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So true. Google is equal parts great and frustrating. 🤣

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Aug 17, 2022Liked by Mark Starlin

Don’t go outside! - Oddly specific advice there, mystery person who may or may not have had an incident with a jar of peanut butter and a bag of popcorn. 🤔

Off to london - If Jessica shares her ice cream with the queen, she might get knighted.

Not so helpful advice from Google - This one was super funny! The advice on how to get your leg unstuck from a bucket may be fake, but the struggle of finding good advice on the internet is very real. Stupid Google.

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I know this is late but that doesn't mean I didn't enjoy it. I've been traveling and am just now catching up with my essential correspondence. (further delayed by having got my foot stuck in a bucket).

Always a pleasure, Mark.

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I have to assume that is an actual conversation you’ve had on your way to the grocery store 🤣

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The obvious answer is to jam your other foot into a matching bucket and write "Gucci" on the sides.

Now you're not a dolt who got a foot stuck in a bucket--you're now wearing haute couture, and possibly a fashionista from New York, or maybe Milan.

:D

Happy Monday, Mark.

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Jul 11, 2022Liked by Mark Starlin

Our avian Neighborhood Watch (jays and robins) would totally protect me from visiting hawks. We’ve seen them in action, they’re fearless and awesome.

Of course, then they’d chow down on the popcorn and peanut butter on my head, but that seems like a fair reward, doncha think?

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Haha! What a fun batch of stories. I think you’ve just written the opening for the next “Birds” movie! 🤣

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