Father And Son Conversations - That’s so cute! Road snacks!
How Deep Is Your Pool? - You unlocked a memory that I haven’t thought about in years. Most pools (at least most of the ones I’ve been in) have a gradual decline from the shallow end to the deep end. Since I can’t swim, when I’d enter the pool I would walk as close as I could to the deep end until I had to strain to keep my head above water. Well one time I entered a public pool thinking the decline would be gradual like all the other pools. Nope. I went from walking in the shallow end to suddenly trying not to drown in the deep end. Thankfully I was able to bring myself back to safety. Scary at the time, hilarious in retrospect.
Garden Horror - It’s anti-vegetable propaganda from the birds!
The Secret Weapon - “My greatest sports achievement was the time Bobby Watkins mistook me for a javelin and threw me 25 yards” That kid really is funny!
I liked Stock Photo Stories a lot. I often felt like keeping the pictures of people and families that came with drugstore photo frames, because the people in those photos always had the biggest smiles.
Your song parodies are the best. The line “Breaking my crown” had me cracking up, haha. I know without a doubt I will be singing your rendition the next time I hear this song.
Father And Son Conversations - That’s so cute! Road snacks!
How Deep Is Your Pool? - You unlocked a memory that I haven’t thought about in years. Most pools (at least most of the ones I’ve been in) have a gradual decline from the shallow end to the deep end. Since I can’t swim, when I’d enter the pool I would walk as close as I could to the deep end until I had to strain to keep my head above water. Well one time I entered a public pool thinking the decline would be gradual like all the other pools. Nope. I went from walking in the shallow end to suddenly trying not to drown in the deep end. Thankfully I was able to bring myself back to safety. Scary at the time, hilarious in retrospect.
Garden Horror - It’s anti-vegetable propaganda from the birds!
The Secret Weapon - “My greatest sports achievement was the time Bobby Watkins mistook me for a javelin and threw me 25 yards” That kid really is funny!
I liked Stock Photo Stories a lot. I often felt like keeping the pictures of people and families that came with drugstore photo frames, because the people in those photos always had the biggest smiles.
I'm expecting to see Caleb in the NFL in a few years
I'm going to go to sleep with "How Deep Is Your Pool?" in my head...
Another great song!
Your song parodies are the best. The line “Breaking my crown” had me cracking up, haha. I know without a doubt I will be singing your rendition the next time I hear this song.
You know I love "How Deep Is Your Pool?" xD We just listened to it while singing your lyrics as we were supposed to, lol
I saw the list of titles, saw “How Deep Is Your Pool?”, and immediately KNEW where you were going.
I may have been reading you too long, Mark…
Ahhh, Middle School Football. If only my coach had that imagination. I coulda been a contendah.
Well...since I sang through the entire first story, now, we're just showing our age. So, thanks for that.