Haha! Too funny, Mark. Loved the listicle piece. I was laughing all the way through but the juju/mojo/Hulu bit had me busting up. Also, I can’t help but think of Medium when I hear the word listicle!
Ok I have no idea why I'm tagged in an article about listicles lol. But also I think all the time about how body builders should just do yard work. I know plenty of people who would let them do their yard work for free. Instead they pay to do it at the gym without making any progress on anything. How silly!
Bahahahaha. RIGHT!!!!!! Maybe I should write a listicle called "10 alternatives to weightlifting that are much more productive for society and make your neighbors like you way more"
I was not deterred, Mark, until I got to #6. Okay. You got me. No listicles from me. Ever. And your song was very catchy. If you ever want to lob a few marshmallows over to Seventh Avenue, I could use them in my cocoa. Make sure they are actually marshmallows, please. You are a goofy man and your stories are a delight.
I love the Sea Monster Of Old And Marshmallows. Very funny but concerning for the customers, lol.
Yeah, the customers were not big fans. 🤣
Haha! Too funny, Mark. Loved the listicle piece. I was laughing all the way through but the juju/mojo/Hulu bit had me busting up. Also, I can’t help but think of Medium when I hear the word listicle!
Thanks, Justin. Medium definitely had its share of listicles. I can't recall seeing any on Substack (except mine. 😉)
I got a kick out of number 9 in Listicle. Thanks again for the laughs.
Thanks, K. C. That was goal #1.
Mark, Thank you for the definitive statement on why not listicles.
You will make such a great president!
Maybe I can write an article giving ten reasons why you'll be a great president!
Presidential Listicle. Bound to be popular. 😉
"Forget About Joining A Gym" — FREE DANDELION GREENS! Pick your own!
"10 Reasons Why..." — "a weird combination of list, icicle, and testicle" 👍 Also, if you made a list of sad statistics, would it be a statisticle?
Definitely. Just don’t commit statisticide. 😉🤣
Listicle Central! It's a long way there... ;) buddy, you made me put that record on cause it was time for a Cool Change.
Great song. I hope you and your Lady had a Happy Anniversary. 😉
Oh yea, we're still Reminiscing!
🤣 Take It Easy On Me.
Man, how did you do that? You named the track that comes right after Night Owls and which is playing right now! 😂
Musical telepathy. 🤣
/checks outside the window... 😅
Ok I have no idea why I'm tagged in an article about listicles lol. But also I think all the time about how body builders should just do yard work. I know plenty of people who would let them do their yard work for free. Instead they pay to do it at the gym without making any progress on anything. How silly!
Because you are the Queen of Substack! No need to deny your royalty anymore. The secret is out. Embrace it!
Yard work is a way better workout than lifting weights. I don't understand why body-builders can't see than and come over and mow my lawn.
Bahahahaha. RIGHT!!!!!! Maybe I should write a listicle called "10 alternatives to weightlifting that are much more productive for society and make your neighbors like you way more"
Do it. It is bound to go viral!
Well, there goes my idea of writing listicles on Listverse for pay...
1. Don’t let me stop you.
2. Be aware of tsunami warnings.
3. What do I know?
4. Thanks for reading my listicle.
I was not deterred, Mark, until I got to #6. Okay. You got me. No listicles from me. Ever. And your song was very catchy. If you ever want to lob a few marshmallows over to Seventh Avenue, I could use them in my cocoa. Make sure they are actually marshmallows, please. You are a goofy man and your stories are a delight.
I have learned to embrace the goofy.
Gotcha. I get it, toilet paper is not very tasty.
Thanks, Sharron.
Lol!!
1. Thanks, Sunil.
2. I appreciate it.
3. I am glad you enjoyed it.