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Jul 6, 2023Liked by Mark Starlin

If they come out with paint we are doomed 😱... BTW I'm pretty good about wet paint 😜

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I can find it anywhere.

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Jul 3, 2023Liked by Mark Starlin

"The First Date" — Actually, it's Frankenstein's *Monster*, but I'm sure you knew that. 😉 Also— nope, never mind, David Perlmutter already spotted it.

"More Than She Bargained For" — That has got to be the most sensible response to something like that that I've ever read. Now she just needs to check her credit card for subscription charges.

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It would be rude to call him Monster! 😉

Everything has a subscription now!

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If you'd eaten with the Monster from the original novel rather than the movies, the conversation would have been much more interesting. Because that one could talk really well...

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Mine was more the Saturday Night Live Frankenstein's Monster.

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"Wallpaper can't talk!" ha ha ha! A creepy twist on surveillance, on invasion of privacy. I would not be at all surprised to learn that spying wall coverings already exist... Damn! Just one more thing to be paranoid about. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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Paint. Get paint! 🤣

I figure, who would want to watch me. 🫣😳😬😮🤮 🤣

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Haha, Mark, you slay me! All the stories were great.

I once wrote a story about a talking desk, but no one bought it. Damn picky editors!

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Jul 3, 2023·edited Jul 3, 2023Author

Thanks, Kim.

That is exactly why I rarely submit stories anywhere. I only reject my own stories occasionally. 🤣

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Great story, I though all I had to worry about is my Alexa

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Jul 3, 2023·edited Jul 3, 2023Author

🤣 Yeah, Wally puts Alexa to shame. 🤣

Thanks, Scott.

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Food Good.

Wallpaper Bad.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! You got that right.

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Excellent summary, Jim.

Live long and prosper.

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Two stories about communicating gone wrong, two stories involving walls, three good stories altogether. Starlin math!

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Jul 3, 2023·edited Jul 3, 2023Author

Thanks, C.L. I don’t usually think about themes.

And the only math I think about is having three stories most of the time. 🤣

I just try to get a variety of stories that work together. Sort of like a music playlist.

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Hahaha! At least someone gave Frankenstein a chance. 🤣

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She did try. Respect for that. 🤓

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Frank sounds like a poor dinner partner, but at least he's polite enough.

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Poor Franky. He tried. He is just not much of a conversationalist. 😉

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I'm with Frankie. Focus on what is important. Pass the potatoes, please.

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Food good!

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