Reports From The Campaign Trail
America needs a leader who knows we’re not going anywhere!
Starlin 2024!
I have a long-standing reputation for not going anywhere.
Great news, thank you! I can no longer travel, but I just spent $130 to renew my passport. You know, in case the wrong man buys the election. I need to be ready to flee the country. Didn't want my family to leave me behind. Keep the faith, baby.
We are not moving. Period. Even if someone offers a boat load of money and a first-round draft pick, we are staying put.
Good to hear it!
This is what we need. Americans want a leader grounded in reality.
I’m not so sure. 🤣
Thank you for the reassurance. I was afraid the Republicans were going to relocate the U.S. to Canada...
Not on my watch! 🤣
America needs a leader who knows we’re not going anywhere!
Starlin 2024!
I have a long-standing reputation for not going anywhere.
Great news, thank you! I can no longer travel, but I just spent $130 to renew my passport. You know, in case the wrong man buys the election. I need to be ready to flee the country. Didn't want my family to leave me behind. Keep the faith, baby.
We are not moving. Period. Even if someone offers a boat load of money and a first-round draft pick, we are staying put.
Good to hear it!
This is what we need. Americans want a leader grounded in reality.
I’m not so sure. 🤣
Thank you for the reassurance. I was afraid the Republicans were going to relocate the U.S. to Canada...
Not on my watch! 🤣