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Mark Starlin's avatar

“Wash me”. 🤣 That would require some advance tube-squeezing skills. I think you would feel it. Unless you know from experience that you wouldn’t.

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Jack Herlocker's avatar

Ah, you assume the presence of hair on top of every head! 👨‍🦲

On mine, if the toothpaste was room temperature and the person careful, someone could leave a perfectly readable note without me even noticing.

Wait, it would have to be backwards if they wanted me to read it, probably in the mirror next to the driver.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

But we have bus riders here in Santa Cruz who just might do that... How should I resppond if it happens to me?

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Mark Starlin's avatar

I typically get out an electric toothbrush and whip up a new hairdo. Why waste perfectly good paste?

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David Perlmutter's avatar

The two best songs about riding the bus:

The Guess Who, "Bus Rider"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcWQ0utym4I

and

Weird Al Yankovic, "Another One Rides The Bus"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79QxturUolo

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Magic Bus - The Who

https://youtu.be/B3oCB9RdiB4?si=f6rqHrOTmcbSleLt

And my personal favorite, Bus Stop - The Hollies

https://youtu.be/040XXYx6_5E?si=GyxLJApCMXeA48yI

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Rebecca Rhoads's avatar

A little dab will do ya.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

It leaves your hair minty fresh.

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Richard Ritenbaugh's avatar

I think you're on to something, Mark . . .

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Helpful advice is what I do. 😉

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