One Minute Wit Collection • 5
Another handful of wit
A Little Assistance, Please
Three-Line Conversations
“Hey, Babe. I could use a little assistance, please.”
“You weren’t trying to roller ski down the stairs again, were you?”
“Mmm. Possibly.”
Interview Preparation
Max Headline
I had an appointment to interview Joe “Hurricane” Smith.
So I figured I better put on some hairspray.
Compound Problem
Don’t You Hate It
Don’t you hate it when you go to an archery competition,
and you suddenly remember you’re wearing a Target logo t-shirt.
Target is a budget department store in the U.S., whose logo is—you guessed it—a target.
Finding Life In Our Solar System
The surprising discovery
There is a story circulating that NASA discovered an inhabited moon hiding behind one of the planets in our own solar system.
But its surface is made of old banana peels, and when they tried to land an unmanned explorer on it, the rover slid off back into space.
But for the few seconds the rover was on the surface, it managed to photograph the inhabitants, who appeared to be monkeys wearing golf shoes.
I haven’t been able to confirm if the story is true, but it is on Facebook, so it must be.
I’m Ready For Comprehensive Study
Let the lessons begin
I just received a scholarship to The International Center For Donut Studies.
I am looking forward to the homework.
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
How does one apply for the donut scholarship? 😯
Dear Sir:
Please send contact information for the International Center for Donut Studies.
Yours truly
Sharron at 🌿Leaves