One Minute Wit Collection • 5

Another handful of wit

A Little Assistance, Please

Three-Line Conversations

Trnava University

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“Hey, Babe. I could use a little assistance, please.”

“You weren’t trying to roller ski down the stairs again, were you?”

“Mmm. Possibly.”

Interview Preparation

Max Headline

Atlas Green

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I had an appointment to interview Joe “Hurricane” Smith.

So I figured I better put on some hairspray.

Compound Problem

Don’t You Hate It

Susanne Jutzeler, suju-foto

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Don’t you hate it when you go to an archery competition,

and you suddenly remember you’re wearing a Target logo t-shirt.

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Target is a budget department store in the U.S., whose logo is—you guessed it—a target.

Finding Life In Our Solar System

The surprising discovery

Louis Hansel @shotsoflouis

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There is a story circulating that NASA discovered an inhabited moon hiding behind one of the planets in our own solar system.

But its surface is made of old banana peels, and when they tried to land an unmanned explorer on it, the rover slid off back into space.

But for the few seconds the rover was on the surface, it managed to photograph the inhabitants, who appeared to be monkeys wearing golf shoes.

I haven’t been able to confirm if the story is true, but it is on Facebook, so it must be.

I’m Ready For Comprehensive Study

Let the lessons begin

Courtney Cook

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I just received a scholarship to The International Center For Donut Studies.

I am looking forward to the homework.

Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.

Mark