One Minute Wit Collection • 4

Dec 02, 2024

Anticipation

I just joined the Fruit Of The Century Club.

I can’t wait for my first shipment!

“Do a green one, now.”

“I already tossed ten M&Ms in your mouth. That’s enough.”

“Do a red one.”

I’m getting a little concerned.

I noticed that my friends fall a lot while on vacation.

I keep seeing their social media posts with photos of beautiful locations, and their feet are always sticking up at the bottom of the photo.

They must take the photos right after they fall down and are still flat on their backs.

Try to be more careful, people!

Don’t you hate it when you finish fighting off a pack of flying monkeys

and you suddenly remember you’re at Walmart.

If you ever spill a jar of honey on your face,

and then stagger into an open bag of birdseed,

don’t go outside.

Birds really like honey-flavored birdseed.

Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.

Mark