One Minute Wit Collection • 3
Another handful of wit
The Third Wheel
Three Line Conversations
“John, why is there a man crouching three feet away, taking pictures of us?”
“I’m a social media influencer. That’s Frank. You’ll get used to him.”
“I’m not that easily influenced. This date is over. Take me home.”
The Secret Of The Great Chefs
Revealed!
I am pretty sure great chefs put their mistakes in their hats.
And then empty them after work.
Short-Sighted Advice
Isn’t the advice “You better think twice” a little short-sighted?
What happens the third time you need to think?
Legal Disclaimer
Apparently, you can get sued for what you write online.
I tried to explain to my lawyer that very few people read my writing, so the odds of me getting sued are slim.
He didn’t care. He said I had to make a public legal disclaimer.
So here it is:
Warning: 90% of the things I post on Substack are made up.
The other 10% are lies.
That should cover it.
Back to writing.
Sibling Love
Three Line Conversations
“Liar, I was not adopted.”
“Then why don’t you look like the rest of us?”
“I don’t know. Why do you look like my butt?”
I have way too many One Minute Wit stories in my stockpile, so my latest plan is to do a monthly collection of five on the first Monday of the month.
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
Chefs should have to eat their mistakes.
"I am pretty sure great chefs put their mistakes in their hats. And then empty them after work."
I love it!