Lately, with the cooling weather, we've had giant house spiders coming inside. They're a big as my hand. My son killed one; the cat dispatched the other. I hope we don't have any more huge unwanted visitors. I can manage the smaller varieties on my own, even taking them to the park to release them.
No, no... Spidey Patrol, not Spider man. Completely different. With great power comes great responsibility... vs. With great T.P. comes late night responsibilities.
I am honored to be among the throng on spider control. It was a key activity during our courtship. I proved myself worthy and won the title of 'Spidey Patrol.' One of my many responsibilities around the house.
THIS WHOLE ISSUE. I loved the first one, the comic is hysterical, and that story is 🤯 Loved the whole thing!
Thanks, Elle. That warms my heart. 💚
"Considerable Fortitude" is my favorite in this issue. :) Great newsletter as always! <3
Thanks, Ecem. I try to have a good mix.
Lately, with the cooling weather, we've had giant house spiders coming inside. They're a big as my hand. My son killed one; the cat dispatched the other. I hope we don't have any more huge unwanted visitors. I can manage the smaller varieties on my own, even taking them to the park to release them.
The spider in our house are usually fairly small. If we had spiders as big as my hand, my wife would make us move. 🤣
They're pretty gross. Not dangerous, though. Just big and ugly.
It wouldn't matter to my wife. If it was that big, we would move. 🤣
Remember now. you promised.
A promise is a promise.
I even have a theme song...
"Spider Man, Spider Man, does everything that a spider can, spins a web..."
Not exactly, but close. I am, after all, Spidey Patrol.
No, no... Spidey Patrol, not Spider man. Completely different. With great power comes great responsibility... vs. With great T.P. comes late night responsibilities.
You’re not fooling me. You are Spider Man! Don’t worry, I will keep your secret.
you are hilarious
I am honored to be among the throng on spider control. It was a key activity during our courtship. I proved myself worthy and won the title of 'Spidey Patrol.' One of my many responsibilities around the house.
I knew you were Spider Man! I just knew it!
My ex is a total arachnophobe. I handled the spider killing chores.
My first hint that Deb has seen a spider is when she shows up with a crumpled tissue to flush.
I still get to open tight jar lids, though.
If I am not home Lee will use the vacuum hose and extensions to suck up spiders. 🤣
Fun stuff, as always.
And: "So yesterday I went outside and knocked down two spiderwebs with a broom." You're braver than I am.
I am the ugly insect assassin at our house. Not a role I cherish, but necessary if I want to remain married. 😂