Midnight Painter
Reports From The Campaign Trail
by Mark Starlin, Independent Candidate For President
If elected,
I will get up in the middle of the night and paint the White House sky blue.
Then, as soon as the sun rises, I will stand by the gate with my phone and capture people’s reactions when they see “The Sky Blue House.”
Afterward, I will edit the reactions into a single video and post it on TikTok and Instagram so I can finally have a post that goes viral.
Because, obviously, that is important.
Vote Starlin Adams 2024!
Outstanding idea! You could even add a few fluffy white clouds to the façade? An absolute shoo-in, if you ask me. ( May I assume a churro truck parked out front?)
Wilson Pickett was The Midnight Mover; Mark Starlin is The Midnight Painter.