A bureaucrat couldn't have written this one any better. This reads like a school essay that required a certain number of words. One of your best, Mark.
".... And then I read another book. And ever since then, I have liked to read...." This sounds a bit like a recipe for addiction. What do they say? The first one is free? What about those of us who can't STOP reading now?Any advice for us? Is it better to taper off or just stop abruptly? I ask the man who knows about these things.
It is better to wean yourself off reading slowly. I suggest a 50-year plan of reading one less book per year or reading the same number of books but reading shorter books. Binging on TV also helps. 😉
Excellent advice. Especially since I read until 2:00 a.m. and then awoke at 6:00 a.m. today and picked the book up first thing. I may need an intervention.
50 year plan!!! ha ha ha. Who we kidding here? Better be the speed plan, I only have two years at best before I'll need someone to wipe the drool off my chin and remind me what a book is...
A bureaucrat couldn't have written this one any better. This reads like a school essay that required a certain number of words. One of your best, Mark.
I think we all remember those days of needing to meet word counts. 🤣
Thanks, K.C.
Great laugh. Thank you. I do like to read and read the WHOLE thing!
“I can’t believe I read the whole thing!” Thanks for enjoying my silliness. 🤓
That gave me a chuckle.
I am glad. You never know about these things. 😉
".... And then I read another book. And ever since then, I have liked to read...." This sounds a bit like a recipe for addiction. What do they say? The first one is free? What about those of us who can't STOP reading now?Any advice for us? Is it better to taper off or just stop abruptly? I ask the man who knows about these things.
It is better to wean yourself off reading slowly. I suggest a 50-year plan of reading one less book per year or reading the same number of books but reading shorter books. Binging on TV also helps. 😉
Excellent advice. Especially since I read until 2:00 a.m. and then awoke at 6:00 a.m. today and picked the book up first thing. I may need an intervention.
I would be a zombie and too tired to read! Take a nap.
50 year plan!!! ha ha ha. Who we kidding here? Better be the speed plan, I only have two years at best before I'll need someone to wipe the drool off my chin and remind me what a book is...
I doubt it. You got at least 30 years to go. 😉
I definitely didn't read it.
Smart. 😉🤣
Hilarious!
Thanks, Dimple. 🤓
Reading is cool. 🤓
The coolest. 🤓
Indeed. 🤣