Bringing Style To The Oval Office
Reports From The Campaign Trail
by Mark Starlin, Independent Candidate For President
Being a dedicated follower of fashion, if elected President, I will be personally heading up the design of a new Presidential Poncho.
Vote Starlin Adams 2024!
It is always important to address sartorial concerns, Starlin. Great foresight on your part to realize that clothes make the man. Just, please, don't start wearing Crocs. At least until they start making ones that don't look like little girls' shoes. I would also steer clear of Ugg boots. Possibly not the message you want to send. Just saying...
If the President starts wearing a Poncho, the Prime Minister of Canada must follow suit with an Official Toque and Checkered Lumberjack Shirt.