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K.C. Knouse's avatar

That's a great idea, Mark. I'm surprised the ag schools haven't come up with it by now.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

I know! What are they thinking?

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Jack Herlocker's avatar

Astroturf. You just described astroturf.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

If I didn’t rent, I would consider it!

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Lana Yakimchuk's avatar

There are short grasses, slow growing grasses, and lawn alternatives. Most of them are hardy in warmer climates, not our Canadian zones 3 and down. I mer a person once, who solved the whole issue by spraying soil sterilant on the whole mowed yard. Grass stayed short. Brown, but short.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

A lawn is futile vanity. Unless you enjoy yard work. Then it is a good hobby. 😉

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K.C. Knouse's avatar

I agree, particularly in the desert. That's why us desert folks plant gravel. Never needs watering or mowing. It still gets weeds, though.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

The Wild West lawn has its advantages.

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Lana Yakimchuk's avatar

This person got tired of neighbours complaining the grass was not mowed.

I agree. Vanity.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Why indeed? You make so much sense, Mark. Three inches high and still keep the pointy little tips! In Belgium once I saw grass that apparently grew to about 8" and stopped. The parks were so lovely with their natural, deep shaggy grass...

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Mark Starlin's avatar

I need that Belgium grass!

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Because grass is almost always in contact with water in one form or another, and water makes it grow.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

And it keeps the lawnmower manufacturers in business. 😉

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