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16 hrs agoLiked by Mark Starlin

Astroturf. You just described astroturf.

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If I didn’t rent, I would consider it!

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16 hrs agoLiked by Mark Starlin

There are short grasses, slow growing grasses, and lawn alternatives. Most of them are hardy in warmer climates, not our Canadian zones 3 and down. I mer a person once, who solved the whole issue by spraying soil sterilant on the whole mowed yard. Grass stayed short. Brown, but short.

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A lawn is futile vanity. Unless you enjoy yard work. Then it is a good hobby. 😉

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15 hrs agoLiked by Mark Starlin

This person got tired of neighbours complaining the grass was not mowed.

I agree. Vanity.

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Why indeed? You make so much sense, Mark. Three inches high and still keep the pointy little tips! In Belgium once I saw grass that apparently grew to about 8" and stopped. The parks were so lovely with their natural, deep shaggy grass...

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I need that Belgium grass!

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Because grass is almost always in contact with water in one form or another, and water makes it grow.

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And it keeps the lawnmower manufacturers in business. 😉

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