by Mark Starlin, Independent Candidate For President
If elected, I will propose that Air Force One be upgraded to Air Force 2.0 by adding hammocks.
You may have noticed Mt. Rushmore in the photo of Air Force One. After serving my term as President, I fully (but humbly) expect to be placed on Mt. Rushmore. There is room next to Lincoln. Here is how it might look:
Vote Starlin Adams 2024!
especially like the face on Mt. Rushmore
Starlin : the least of three evils! Churros AND tacos? What's not to like? You've got my vote.