by Mark Starlin, Independent Candidate For President
If elected President,
I will propose that meteorologists only get paid when they are correct (especially when they predict meteors.)
Enough of this getting paid to be wrong half the time.
Only politicians should get that.
Vote Starlin Adams 2024!
I am running for President. Here is my announcement:
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As a child, this is all it would have taken to get my vote. My mom likes to tell the story of how pissed off I got once when the weatherman was wrong. "Mom, he said it wouldn't rain and it did!"
I appreciate your vote. Meteor School is not a bad idea. People will always want Meteor School graduates to predict the weather for them and watch out for meteors. I just want them to up their game. 😉🌦️