by Mark Starlin, Independent Candidate For President
If elected President,
I will propose that meteorologists only get paid when they are correct (especially when they predict meteors.)
Enough of this getting paid to be wrong half the time.
Only politicians should get that.
Vote Starlin Adams 2024!
I am running for President. Here is my announcement:
May Madness is here!
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Make sure the ones on TV are qualified and not just attractive women used as window dressing...
Add this to your agenda: If the post office loses your package, they should refund the postage, too, not just the price of the object they lost. It's only fair.