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C.L. Steiner's avatar

Since nobody else asked, where’s that pizza from? Could have used another minute or two in the oven. Just sayin’.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

You know how buffet pizza is. It's usually "all you can stomach." 😉

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Mark Starlin's avatar

I love the bird’s eye view.

So true!

Yes indeed. Life is like that sometimes.

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Chris Cohlmeyer's avatar

LOL, spent much of my working life staring down at the world (aerial photography and later imagery or in a helicopter) but I did understand gravity 🤪

That song could be hard on the scales but may get some down out of the air 😜

Life goes on, the duo goes their separate ways 🎼🎤🎹🎸

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Jack Herlocker's avatar

“Failed Grasp” — a complimentary service to “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”! 😁

“Ready for Lunch” — “[musical interlude while I let round one settle]” Lol!

TR&TR5 — Awww, happy ending! And avoided the cliche of Julie ending up with one of them! 👏

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Exactly. “I’m floating. And I can’t get down!”

Thanks, Jack.

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Susy Botello's avatar

Cool! I am horrible with lyrics and have to make up my own when I hear a tune to a song in my brain. Great post, Mark!

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Thanks, Susy. Making up lyrics is fun!

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Justin Deming's avatar

I was happy to see both dreams come true. Great story, Mark! Also, I’m happy you eventually found a place to land and didn’t float away. 🤣

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Tara Penry's avatar

Exactly, yes, what you said, on all counts. :-) Thanks for the feel-good story, Mark.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Thanks, Tara. I feel good that you enjoyed it. 🤓

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Mark Starlin's avatar

I do love happy endings. 🤣

I wouldn’t have minded floating a few more hours. 🤓

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Cyn Taylor's avatar

Oh, like collecting and carrying around a bag of rocks is easier.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Nothing is easy about preventing float away.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Tutti a tavola a mangiare!

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Mark Starlin's avatar

I had to google it. Sounds like a good motto. 🤣

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Westbound was the name of a real label that flourished during the 1970s, specializing in Black music. Their roster at one time included The Ohio Players, Funkadelic and Denise LaSalle.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

I didn't know that. Cool.

Maybe I should have used Southbound. 🤓

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

"Oh, gravy, I am ready for lunch" ha ha ha ha

That kind of reminds me of "F***k it, let's go bowling."

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Ready for lunch is my natural state.

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Alexander Ipfelkofer's avatar

Made me smile. Dreams do come true. All the time. Gotta believe. Until then, Sharp Dressed Man (ZZ Top)!

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Thanks, Alex. Dreams do come true. Just usually not like we expect.

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Cyn Taylor's avatar

Well, ya know, all those people still floating around up there are the ones who didn't listen when their mom told them to tie a string around their finger. Mine told me it was so I wouldn't forget something, but I think she just didn't want to scare me. In her mind, a loose string can always be grabbed from below. Until she confessed to me many years later, Mom was the only one who knew my inatentive, forgetful brother was a floater.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Your Mom was smart. Carrying around a bag of rocks works also.

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Cyn Taylor's avatar

She tried that first. She couldn't come up with any justification for the rocks, and as a child, I complained a lot, so she went with thread.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Thread is lighter, for sure. But winding forty feet of it around your finger is tedious.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Of course it always helps if you are 50 pounds overweight as well. Apparently.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Ha, ha! I am not quite 50, but probably 25. And I haven't floated away yet.

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