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Richard Ritenbaugh's avatar

Don't get any bright ideas!

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Mark Starlin's avatar

🤣 He shoots, he scores!!! Funny.

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David Perlmutter's avatar

"Okay, fine. But if I have to explain to anyone that I'm not a coal miner, it's your fault."

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Chris Cohlmeyer's avatar

You're not a coal miner but mining for knowledge and entertainment and, and, and 😜

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David Perlmutter's avatar

Good point.

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Mark Starlin's avatar

🤣 Definitely a possibility.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Better safe than sorry, as they say. Libraries can be very dangerous places. Of course, it would be even safer if they would burn most of the books.... right? Just ask Texas legislators...

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Mark Starlin's avatar

No fires in the library! This is also a non-negotiable rule.

I avoid politicians (and politics) whenever possible. The world seems far nicer when you don't have people constantly telling you how horrible it is, and only they (or their party) can fix it.

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

smart man

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Chris Cohlmeyer's avatar

But but but the nut case politicians and da preacher man say libraries are full of evil ideas! 😱

Must head down there to read something from their banned books lists 😛

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Sharon Hudson's avatar

Love this!!!! Great story! I need one of these headlights for walking outside in the dark, when I forget to turn on the porch light..we live out in the woods. 🍁

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Mark Starlin's avatar

They would be handy. 🤓

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Jill CampbellMason's avatar

I've got my headlights on--but now the batteries are wearing down. What's visible?

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Mark Starlin's avatar

Please check with your supervisor for the appropriate steps.

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