Pumpkin Etiquette
Human Behavior Tip
If you ever go to a pumpkin patch in the fall and buy a whole bunch of pumpkins and put them in the back of your pickup truck, then have your friend drive around town while you sit in the back.
Don’t throw the pumpkins at the windshield of every car that gets within five feet of your truck while shouting:
“You’re too close Jack… O’Lantern. And the penalty is pumpkin!”
or
“See this pumpkin? Now, here comes the pie!”
or
“Orange looks good on you.”
People don’t like that.
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
Great photo! I always open your posts right away, Mark, because they are funny and entertaining, and because they are not five pages long! I always have time for a Starlin -- you lift my spirits with your silliness. Keep up the fine work and happy pumpkin throwing.
“Jack… O’Lantern” 🤭