One Minute Wit Collection • 6
Another handful of wit
A Thoughtful Person
My goal
I am trying to be more thoughtful.
I think about being thoughtful a lot.
Does that count?
Baby Names
If your last name is Balletpants,
it doesn’t really matter what first name you give your son.
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Note: The Pepsi Corporation does not endorse Jude, The Animal Expert Dude. Or my silliness. Although I am open to it.
Just Imagine
Three Line Conversations
“What do you think?”
“Well, I think the hammock is very romantic.”
“And once the flooding subsides, I will build us a house right next to it.”
Nice People
Human Behavior Tip
If you ever meet a nice person,
don’t punch them in the eye socket.
People don’t like that.
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
I find your one-minute wit series just delightful, Mark Starlin. Speaking as an old woman with scarcely one wit left, they just suit me. As for the Balletpants family, I hope they pull out all the stops and name him Spandex.
I think, therefore, I am... thoughtful. I think.