A Three Dog Night
Spot: Alright, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt about a bullfrog named Jeremiah being a good friend of yours, even though you never understood a single word he said.
But to claim he always had a mighty fine wine is a little hard to believe.
All the bullfrogs I know drink cheap wine.
Fido: Not Jeremiah. And the reason I couldn’t understand him was he spoke Spanish.
Duke: Well, I never been to Spain. But I kinda like the music.
An Unusual Man
There once was a man who only wore boots.
Which probably explains all the mosquito bites.
Put some clothes on!
Do You Like Snakes?
Three Line Conversations
“Do you like snakes?”
“Not particularly. Why?”
“One just slithered up your shirt.”
Cruel Party Tricks
Whenever I have writers over, I make them play charades.
It kills them when they can’t use words.
The Rock Garden
Another failure
Alright, I give up.
I really wanted a rock garden.
And for four years, I have diligently planted rocks but have not gotten a single sprout.
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
A Three Dog Night – Does Jeremiah drink fancy Spanish wine?
An Unusual Man – If he wears only boots, it’ll keep the mosquitoes from biting his toes!
Do You Like Snakes? – A fan of snakes or not, a warm body is a warm body. Good luck getting the snake out.
Cruel Party Tricks – Make writers play charades and make mimes write books!
The Rock Garden – If you have enough googly eyes and glue, you can make four years worth of pet rocks.
Euw, Mark! Snakes? Even pictures of snakes give me the creeps. But I sure do like your rock garden idea. I think I could totally excel with rocks. Thanks for the inspiration.