One Minute Wit Collection • 17
Another handful of wit
Timely Delivery
Free two-day shipping is nice.
But if I order a time machine from Amazon, shouldn’t I be able to get it yesterday?
Starlin’s Travel Tips • Hoover Dam
If you ever visit the Hoover Dam and they ask, “Would you mind putting your finger in that crack over there?” Don’t do it.
Get in your car and leave.
Sci-Fi Movies
Isn’t it strange when someone watches a science fiction movie and then says,
“That wasn’t very realistic.”
Things Would Probably Be Different
If the Earth were made of Jell-O,
sports would probably be a lot different.
Off To Dreamland
I bought one of those memory foam pillows.
I’m hoping I’ll be able to remember my dreams now.
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
That’s it! You’ve solved it. Either that or I was watching a sci-fi movie about a world made of Jell-o and, being a crank, I said it was not very realistic. So I jumped in my Time Machine to get back my wasted time and ended up at Hoover Dam where I refused to do the finger thing. Then I went home and took a nap, and the memory foam didn’t work, so I forgot that I had received the Time Machine early. One of those two must be it.
You did receive the time machine yesterday. You don't remember because you bought the new memory foam dream pillow that was delivered in the same package and it only works in reverse, along with the time machine that you lost the instructions for. You should have hidden the instructions under your pillow. Unfortunately, without those instructions, you keep putting your finger in the crack at the Hoover Dam. Over, and over, and over....... But that's okay. Every time you fall from the dam to start again, you land in a world of jello. There always seems to be a football beside you when you land, but you can't get a grip on it. What a slippery situation. Sorry, but this leaves you no time for watching or discussing Sci-Fi movies that unbelievers don't appreciate.