One Minute Wit Collection • 14
Another handful of wit
Pickles
Advice For Kids By Kids
If you take the last sweet gherkin and put the empty pickle jar back in the fridge, just admit it.
Don’t blame it on the Canadians.
Your Mom won’t believe you.
— Joey Snow. Ann Arbor, Michigan
Not So Great Romantic Moments
Three-Line Conversations
“Isn’t this great?”
“I have to admit, when you said having a picnic on a wooden raft aimlessly floating in the Florida Everglades would be romantic, all I could think of was a giant alligator leaping up on the raft and eating one of us. Silly, right?”
“Umm… Actually, you may have a point.”
Sheep Logic
Three-Line Conversations
Wooly: It doesn’t look like a bell.
Fluff: Will it keep us awake?
Dad: I don't know how often humans ring a Taco Bell, but I imagine we will get used to it.
Sealed With A Kiss
Three-Line Conversations
Somewhere in Minnesota…
“Ow, ow! Rir ru rir rur rips reror re riss?” [Ow, ow! Did you lick your lips before we kissed?]
“Rorry. Rari. Ree retter ro ret rum rarm rahrer.” [Sorry. Habit. We better go get some warm water.]
“Ra, ru rererra.” [Ya, you betcha.]
The Oasis
Adventurer Winfred Lookabout: Log Entry
I just arrived at the oasis.
It’s midnight.
Time to send my camel to bed.
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
I had to zoom in on the Wasa Crispbread to determine that, yes, they are picnicking with Crispbread. Um, okay.
Mark, there's nothing like a hearty laugh first thing in the morning.
But, having grown up in Minnesota, that one wasn't funny. It was true.
Now that I think about it, the Florida one rang true too.
This was a poignant collection of witticisms.
But funny nonetheless.