Stop It!
Whenever I hear someone encourage critical thinking,
I want to say, “Quit being so negative.”
Breakfast Manners
Human Behavior Hint
If you ever go to a crowded restaurant for breakfast and order a double stack of pancakes. Then, soak the pancakes in every flavor of syrup they have. Then, leap to your feet, and start flinging the pancakes around the room, getting sticky syrup on everyone while shouting, “That’s just a taste of the awesome power of Pancake Frisbee Man!”
Don’t be surprised if you end up on the floor covered in orange juice, picking eggs, sausage, and bits of broken plates out of your hair. People don’t like that.
Keep An Eye Out
If you see an old camper going down the road that looks like no one is driving it, and it smells like grilled hamburgers, with flames shooting out the back.
I would appreciate it if you could wait for it to crash and then check under the front seat to see if there is a Walkman with an Olivia Newton-John’s Greatest Hits cassette inside.
And if so, then text message me with the subject: “Dude, I found your Walkman.”
But don’t respond here. I am trying to keep it hush-hush.
Bigfoot Sighting
Three-Line Conversations
“I don’t know. His feet don’t look that big to me.”
“Shh. I told you not to say anything. He is overly sensitive about them.”
“Actually, he looks a lot like Harry. My first owner.”
I Guess Timing Is Everything
After spending 4,000 hours writing the next-generation computer operating system that frees the user from preconceived graphical representations of data, I discovered that someone had beaten me to the punch.
Seriously, did any of you guys know about MS-DOS?
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
You had me at "pancakes", Mark.
Until you started flinging them around the room.
YOU know all the fun ways to misbehave!
"Don’t be surprised if you end up on the floor covered in orange juice, picking eggs, sausage, and bits of broken plates out of your hair. People don’t like that."
Especially not the people at IHOP, which will make sure you get banned from all of their outlets in your area.