One Minute Wit Collection • 10
Another handful of wit
It’s Not Working
Three-Line Conversations
“That buffalo is getting closer.”
“If you ignore him, he’ll go away.”
“Still getting closer.”
Jet Pack Blues
Don’t You Hate It?
Don’t you hate it when you finally get your used jet pack working,
so you go to test it,
and 500 feet up, you suddenly remember you forgot to fill the tanks.
The Music Of The Savanna
Three-Line Conversations
“Are you sure you heard The Entertainer?”
“I know the ice cream truck when I hear it.”
“I hope the hyenas don’t buy all the push-ups this time.”
Spraying Liquid Marshmallow
Human Behavior Tip
If you invent a way to liquefy marshmallows so they will spray out of a spray gun in a stream of sticky, gooey goop,
don’t go to the mall and spray everyone in the food court.
People don’t like that.
That’s Not Cool, Dad
Three-Line Conversations
“I think your Dad was joking.”
“Are you sure?”
“I am looking. And I am telling you, there aren’t any potatoes growing in your ears.”
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
Just what I needed, Mark! I love what you have done, here....and we share the same sense of humor!! I'm ready to take on the day!
Those selfish hyenas! They're the worst!