One Minute Wit Collection

A handful of wit

I have a large stockpile of One Minute Wit stories, so I have decided to post some collections of them. This is the first collection. It still won’t take long to read them all.

Spaghetti Preparation

Chef Mark’s Kitchen Tips

Ola Mishchenko

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Chef Mark here with some handy tips to help make your time in the kitchen a little easier.

Here is tip number one:

Spaghetti will cook faster if you remove it from the box first.

Stay tuned for more helpful tips. — Chef Mark

Kids These Days

lucas Favre

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Hold on, Mommy. I need to make sure the camera angle is correct.

I didn’t get 274,000 TikTok followers by slapping up just anything.

Positive Reinforcement

Three-Line Conversations

Wright Brand Bacon

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“Bring me my coffee, Sweetie.”

“Here you go.”

“That’s a good boy. Here’s your treat. Next week, we will work on putting the toilet seat down.”

About Those Coconuts

Max Lakutin

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I was living on the second floor of a building in a studio apartment. But my apartment had no roof. It was open to a big, beautiful blue sky. Two trees were hanging over my lack of a roof, and as I looked up, I saw that one of the trees had a bunch of giant grapes hanging from it.

Although I was alone, I said, “Look! I’ve got grapes.”

Then I noticed that it was really a palm tree and that the giant grapes were actually green coconuts, some of which were falling into my room.

I thought I will gather those and give them to my friends since I don’t like coconut.

Then I got a text message and woke up.

So, if you don’t get any coconuts today, don’t blame me.

Too Ambitious

Veliko Karachiviev

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I wanted to get an early start, but I soon discovered that raking leaves is much easier if you wait for them to fall out of the tree.

Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.

Mark

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