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K.C. Knouse's avatar

Just so it doesn't poop on my hat.

Mark Starlin's avatar

As long as you don't wear pajamas to the store, you are safe.

Pennie R. S. Nelson's avatar

This is post is cute because I am an Event Specialist for an Advertising company and I do demonstrations at three different Walmarts. I have seen many pajama bottom people even wearing slippers lol. And then some of the other clothing choices for shopping is also questionable.

Mark Starlin's avatar

Pajamas seems to be dress code at Walmart. 🤣

Rebecca Rhoads's avatar

Amazing what one sees at Walmart. Hilarious.

Mark Starlin's avatar

A place of many wonders.

Justin Deming's avatar

If she can bring me a song and some slightly warmer weather, that would be terrific! 😄

Chris Cohlmeyer's avatar

Ahh yes, WallyWorld, the place I avoid 😜

Mark Starlin's avatar

Unless there is no other option. 😉

Sharron Bassano's avatar

Thank you for these kind wishes, Mark. Could she bring me cheesecake instead?

Mark Starlin's avatar

I will ask.

Richard Ritenbaugh's avatar

At a thousand dollars an ounce, I'll take all the gold coins!

Mark Starlin's avatar

Hear, hear!

Charlotte Henley Babb's avatar

I've seen one bluebird at my feeder over the years. Seeing one soon as they come back to my area would truly be a gift.

Mark Starlin's avatar

Especially one with gold coins!

David Perlmutter's avatar

Little Jimmy Dickens wishes you the same, I think: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiBYhHlJmIo

Mark Starlin's avatar

A classic. They don't make music like that anymore. 🤣🐦

Sharron Bassano's avatar

Ha ha ha. I actually remember this song. 1965. "... may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose..." Perlmutter! You and I are old AF.

3musesmerge's avatar

Humor delivered via the internet's magic!

The entire "wish" had me giggling.

Thanks Mark!

Mark Starlin's avatar

Thanks, 3. Enjoy your gift card.

3musesmerge's avatar

I’ll slip into a pair of clean jeans for my trip to Walmart. 😊

Mark Starlin's avatar

🤣 Rebel.