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Lessons Learned On The Highway Of Life • Fresh Zombie Television Series Ideas
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Lessons Learned On The Highway Of Life
Three important things
On the highway of life, I have traveled many dark and lonely roads. And I have learned three things.
Every road has unexpected curves.
It’s harder to see with your headlights off.
Never eat at Taco Bell unless you are sure there are rest stops or gas stations at reasonably close intervals.
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Off Course
Of course
Not again.
This isn’t even close to London.
The more she tried, the worse she seemed to be getting.
Clara began to doubt her dream.
She thought back to her school days. Mary made it look so easy.
Maybe I’m not cut out to be a magical nanny.
I can’t even sing that well.
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Fresh Zombie Television Series Ideas
Coming soon to a streaming service you subscribe to (I hope)
Some say zombies have been done to death. Or un-death. I am not sure how that works. Regardless, I think there is still some life left in that undead trope. Movies may not be a good idea anymore, but television series are a safe bet. Based on streaming service programming, people will watch literally anything. So here are my ideas for some new zombie television series. [Producers, contact me for story rights.]
The Last Zombie
Harry is the last zombie on Earth. Humans managed to get the marauders under control and eventually eliminated them faster than pizzas at a teen sleepover. Or so they thought.
Unlike most zombies, Harry was freshly buried and still retained some intelligence. Sure, he still has an insatiable desire to eat human flesh, but he knows he has to be stealthy about it. Harry got himself cleaned up, changed out of his burial suit, and got a little tan. Now he’s on the prowl for easy targets not carrying shotguns.
Being the last of his kind, Harry has to be extra careful not to get killed. He plans to rebuild the zombie population, one bite at a time, by being smart about it. He is looking for young, healthy victims who will have a better chance of survival once infected. The old geezers are simply dinner.
Follow Harry as he continues his quest to eat, stay alive, and rebuild the zombie horde.
Zombie Cook-Off
Most zombies prefer their human flesh raw. But with a little instruction and coaching, they can learn to prepare it in several tasty ways. Two zombies go empty head to empty head in this battle to create the best-tasting human dish.
This series shows that zombies are more than just a horrifying nuisance. They can also be creative chefs.
Zombies vs Godzilla
Zombies always seem to be picking on humans. Maybe because bears are too furry and fight back harder. But they messed with the wrong human when they tried to attack Dr. Yotomoto of the Japanese Giant Reptile Defense Department.
Dr. Yotomoto immediately sent a special signal into the depths of the Pacific Ocean to awaken the hibernating Godzilla. Yes, Godzilla has been known to wreak havoc on the tiny island nation. But he is better than zombies! And you can bet Godzilla won’t run away from marauding zombies. I doubt zombie bites can even penetrate his thick lizard skin.
It’s gonna get crazy.
Zombies In Cars Getting Humans
We all know popular shows get copied. Why come up with something original when you can copy someone else? In this blatant rip-off of Jerry Seinfeld’s sometimes funny, sometimes leaving you wondering, how can comedians be so unfunny? show, our re-animated zombie host picks up a well-know undead comedian, and they cruise the streets looking for still-alive humans to attack. All the while joking about their new zombie career.
Zombie Cop
Just because you’re a zombie doesn’t mean you can’t keep the peace. Or clean up the city. You simply need to use a different tactic. Instead of arresting criminals, give them a bite, infect them, and then justifiably blow their heads off with a shotgun when they attack.
Zombie Cop, Zombie Cop, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do? Bite into you! — Theme Song
Zombies In Vegas
Imagine the horror as zombies pour into casinos. Lounge singers becoming lounge zombies. Old folks at the slots trying to out-shuffle the zombies to the exits. A body-builder zombie, wearing black leather and sunglasses, shouting, “Buffet time!”
Panic on the strip. Will the zombies win and take over the casinos, creating a zombie tourist destination? Or will the Blue Man Group come to the rescue with their unusual-sounding zombie deterrent weapons?
When zombies happen in Vegas, they stay in Vegas.
Stay tuned.
There is an almost unlimited number of zombie show possibilities still waiting to be tapped. Get the zombie out.
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
1.) Smart advice
2.) Ah well, not all dreams are meant to be.
3.) Euuww...
"Zombies In Vegas"- yeah. Make sure they go after the Golden Knights...