Joey loved Beth with all his heart. He found her carefree personality and cute looks irresistible. When she agreed to marry him, it was the happiest day of his life.
But a few years later, his beautiful bride developed a snore. Not just a light snore but a rafter-shaking, chainsaw-shaming, lawnmower-loud snore.
Joey couldn’t stand it. He typically waited until Beth was asleep and then went out to the living room and slept on the couch with two pillows over his ears.
He did the same thing last night. Then Joey had a weird dream. He dreamed a growling pack of wolves was chasing him. He ran as fast as he could, climbing a hill to escape. Joey climbed and climbed until he could no longer hear the wolves. Then, exhausted, he fell asleep.
Imagine Joey’s surprise when he woke up on the top of a mountain.
And he realized he left his phone on the coffee table.
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Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
He's definitely in a pickle!
Personally, gummies work great for knocking me out so I don't hear the snoring!
I wonder which is the worst dilemma here, Mark -- a wife that snores like a bull, being lost on a mountain top with only a thin blanket, or not having your cell phone glued to your hand? I am going with being phone-less...