I Am The Walrus
50-word story inspired by The Beatles song titles
“Was it the tusks that confused you?
“Yes, we both have them.
“Yes, we are both large mammals.
“Yes, we both like peanut jokes.*
“But he has a trunk and giant ears.
“And I don’t.
“He is an Elephant.
“And I am the Walrus.
“And you’re really the new zookeeper?”
*A popular peanut joke among both walruses and elephants:
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
So goofy. ( Just the way we likes 'em.)
But of course, as soon as I read “I am the walrus,” part of my brain responds with “GOO GOO G’JOOB!”
Nothing to do with peanuts, so far as I can tell. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯