Don't Make Them Eat Cake

Human Behavior Tip

Food Photographer | Jennifer Pallian

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If you possess ninja-like stealth, don’t use your covert abilities to place 30 chocolate cakes on the floor and then tie people’s shoelaces together so they fall face-first into the cakes when they get up from their chairs.

People don’t like that.

From The Archive

An Epic Journey

calvin kan

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My journey was a long one and fraught with peril.

I crossed great woods.

I forded raging rivers.

I traversed expansive swamps.

I climbed mighty mountains.

Finally, I reached the shore of a vast ocean and stood wondering what was on the other side.

As I pondered this enigma, a lone seagull hovered above me and pooped on my head.

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This story originally appeared in Monday Morning Mark Issue 4 on September 21, 2020.

Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.

Mark

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