Dolphins Are No Dummies

Jude, The Animal Expert Dude

NOAA

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When they hear the term Dolphin, most laypeople think of the Bottlenose Dolphin. The gray-skinned Dolphin often seen at water parks, on television, and in movies. If you are old, think Flipper.

But there are actually forty species of aquatic life that fall into the Dolphin category, including Killer Whales.

Dolphins have flippers, which make them speedy swimmers. Still, they are not allowed to compete in the Olympics. How rude.

Dolphins are highly intelligent creatures who never watch the news or go on social media, which explains why they suffer from very low rates of depression.

Dolphins love music and poetry, but they make lousy Beatniks due to their lack of fingers to snap.

They are also lousy typists.

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— Jude, The Animal Expert Dude

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Dolphin Show

Mark Starlin

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Mark