One Minute Wit Collection • 8
Another handful of wit
Fish Musings
Jude The Animal Expert Dude
“If fish invented technology to survive for brief periods on land, they would probably call it a Dry Suit.”
— Jude, The Animal Expert Dude
Hide And Seek
Advice For Kids by Kids
If you are playing Hide And Seek,
and you build a rocket ship and fly into space,
you will win.
— Rebecca Blastoff. Lincoln, NE
Friends Can Be So Annoying
Sometimes
People!
I no longer have access to a nuclear-powered chicken wing roaster,
so quit asking.
Hobby Advice
From the experts
I am always on the lookout for a new hobby.
Lately, I have been thinking about becoming a ham radio operator.
So I talked to an older guy who used to be one.
He said it was a great hobby, but if you quit, it is hard to get the ham smell out of your house.
Living On The Edge
Three-Line Conversations
“You’re right. These are way cooler than fanny packs. What do you have in yours?”
“A PB&J, a map, a notepad, and a Barry Manilow CD.”
“Smart.”
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
Thanks for the morning laugh, Mark. Those nuked chicken wings look fluorescent and very unappealing. And I will eat nearly anything. As far as the chest-packs on those two guys, they look like terrorists carrying explosives.
I know of at least one fictional fish who would find a Dry Suit invaluable...