One Minute Wit Collection • 13
Another handful of wit
Looking Stylish
Fail
I tried to grow some mutton chops, but I couldn’t do it.
So I glued some pork chops to my cheeks.
Now, when I go out, dogs chase me.
The Cat Burglar’s Handbook
Pg. 23 • Important Tips
If you are serious about becoming a cat burglar,
you are going to have to give up potato chips as a midnight snack.
Now It Makes Sense
I couldn’t understand why everybody was giving me a hard time.
Then I realized I was wearing a flak jacket.
The Dust Up
Three-Line Conversations
“There are dust bunnies all over the house.”
“Do you want me to go buy some dust carrots?”
“No. Just go.”
Why I Never Became A Track Star
When I was in school, I wanted to try out for track,
but the coach kept giving me the runaround.
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
Eh, you know carrots ain't made of no dust, don'tcha Doc?
Classic!