No Sale
Don't bother becoming a mirror salesperson
Times are tough.
So, I took a job as a mirror salesman.
The first house I went to turned out to be owned by The Invisible Man. No sale.
My second stop was a guy named Dracula. I am considering it a no sale. He wouldn’t open the door and kept asking me to come back after dark. Weird.
At the third house (actually, a castle), the Evil Queen, who hated Snow White, answered the door. You guessed it, no sale.
The fourth was owned by The Hulk. He said, “Hulk smash mirrors.”
After I picked the broken glass out of my head, I quit.
Happy Monday. Thanks for reading and responding. You make it fun.
Mark
Personally, I’m a little disappointed in The Hulk. With that said, it sounds like you made the right move, Mark.
I never thought of this before. A rough job, Mark! I don't think could do it. I'd like to get a job at a supermarket putting little stickers on fruit. I could totally do that job. Thanks for the post and for starting out my Monday on a high note.