Benny Reddirt - Age 89
Also, don’t pee on an electric fence. That’s a real nugget of wisdom from old folks.
Yup, that would be bad. 😂
Lol! 😁😁😁
Thanks, Charlotte.
Is that a mohair suit he's wearing in this dashing photo?
Yes. I read it in a magazine.
I imagine Candy and Ronny have already seen him.
Excellent observations and outstanding advice. THANKS!
Benny is pretty sharp. Probably from hanging out with The Jets.
Thanks, Zoe. 🤓
Ten Stars to Benny!
Can You Feel The Love Tonight? Benny can. 🤓
Old Guys Rule!
He could self-publish if trad is avoiding him...
I am. Right here. 🤓 I didn't actually pursue traditional publishing. This is fiction/humor. I am sure they would have had the same response, though: "It's not what we are looking for."
Yes- I get that response a lot, too.
Only if the electric boots have lights that flash in red and green for Christmas, maybe a little orange for Halloween
Or black lights if you are going to A Funeral For A Friend.
Sublime timing as I just came in from a walk through October drizzle.
My sneakers are soaked, but I’m still standing!
🤣 You could say Someone Saved My Life Tonight.
Now you’re reminding me of a childhood nighttime prayer. 😔
Now I lay me down to sleep...
I just received a spam text that asked: “Did you enjoy your last lunch?”
Wondering if I’ve eaten my last lunch? Better pull out, “I pray the Lord my soul to keep” line tonight.
Hopefully your last lunch wasn't SPAM. 😂
Nope. I had French fries at a restaurant so I’m okay with whatever happens. 😂
Concur! I only got the first boot on, but the toes on that foot are now permanently curled.
Shocking! I hope it doesn’t affect your curling match later.
Also, don’t pee on an electric fence. That’s a real nugget of wisdom from old folks.
Yup, that would be bad. 😂
Lol! 😁😁😁
Thanks, Charlotte.
Is that a mohair suit he's wearing in this dashing photo?
Yes. I read it in a magazine.
I imagine Candy and Ronny have already seen him.
Excellent observations and outstanding advice. THANKS!
Benny is pretty sharp. Probably from hanging out with The Jets.
Thanks, Zoe. 🤓
Ten Stars to Benny!
Can You Feel The Love Tonight? Benny can. 🤓
Old Guys Rule!
He could self-publish if trad is avoiding him...
I am. Right here. 🤓 I didn't actually pursue traditional publishing. This is fiction/humor. I am sure they would have had the same response, though: "It's not what we are looking for."
Yes- I get that response a lot, too.
Only if the electric boots have lights that flash in red and green for Christmas, maybe a little orange for Halloween
Or black lights if you are going to A Funeral For A Friend.
Sublime timing as I just came in from a walk through October drizzle.
My sneakers are soaked, but I’m still standing!
🤣 You could say Someone Saved My Life Tonight.
Now you’re reminding me of a childhood nighttime prayer. 😔
Now I lay me down to sleep...
I just received a spam text that asked: “Did you enjoy your last lunch?”
Wondering if I’ve eaten my last lunch? Better pull out, “I pray the Lord my soul to keep” line tonight.
Hopefully your last lunch wasn't SPAM. 😂
Nope. I had French fries at a restaurant so I’m okay with whatever happens. 😂
Concur! I only got the first boot on, but the toes on that foot are now permanently curled.
Shocking! I hope it doesn’t affect your curling match later.